May 2013
49 posts
May 24th
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bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Noooooooo I don’t want to take a shower don’t make meeeeeeeee
May 23rd
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mashyumaro: chooooosan: Making up making up. There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“Where did Yahoo get $1.1 billion? Did they rob a bank?”
– My brother
May 22nd
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May 21st
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friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
May 21st
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 21st
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Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
May 21st
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the other day I was trying to think of a singer/song writer who was old and really out there with costumes and stuff and everyone kept saying I was thinking of Elton John and I kept saying not then finally I gave up and decided I guess I was thinking of Elton John BUT I WASN’T PLOT TWIST IT WAS DAVID BOWIE I’VE UNSOLVED THE MYSTERY FUCK
May 21st
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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oh my goodness porn is just so racist
May 20th
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hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 
May 20th
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gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
May 20th
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snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
May 18th
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May 18th
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the funniest clip for arrested development’s 3rd season on netflix was the analrapist joke I CALLED IT
May 18th
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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no but really when i fall i fall hard like damn ouch
May 17th
May 17th
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I don’t think I like liking people please stop
May 17th
May 16th
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student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
May 15th
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how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
May 15th
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May 15th
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wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
May 15th
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“It’s not racism; it’s common sense.”
– Actual quote from the asshole racist in my chemistry class
May 14th
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 3rd
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Cooking method #1: put sugar in it until it tastes good
May 1st
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April 2013
23 posts
[[MORE]] This was in the news, so you might have already heard it but in Wilcox, Georgia they have segregated proms for white and black students. This year the students organized the first integrated prom, but there was still a “white prom” privately funded. I think the worst part was the comments on the webpage with the news report. Almost everyone of them said something like...
Apr 29th
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